Dear Rob Zombie -
You were once a super cool, bad ass mamajamma, rock god made film genius. What happened? You went back on your words, you ate them up and shat them out onto a film reel and then laughed maniacally. You once told us that Remakes weren’t your BAG, your THING, that they were wrong and you were against them. Something changed though, didn’t it? Something clicked in your brain one day as you sat in your dark mansion of horror, snuggled on the couch with your pop corn watching the great and legendary “Halloween”. You then got the idea that would, and should have, ruined the image of you in your fan’s eyes forever. That day, you became a gigantic douche bag hypocrite and it has taken me this long to say something about it. I am ashamed to think that I was once your fan, once dug your music, and once fell in love with your insane murderous characters. Where did that Rob Zombie go? Can we have him back? Did your body get snatched? WHO ARE YOU?
That was only the beginning though, wasn’t it? Once you got the taste of putting your signature on something someone else had already worked so hard to create and put out into the world as their own, you just needed to steal it and throw it back in their face with your retarded opinion of how it should have been. Next up? The Blob, a pure classic, but does that stop you? NOPE. Classic’s don’t interfere with your douche baggery, if it did we wouldn’t be in this situation in the first place. “Halloween” was a classic also and now forever changed. I would’ve liked to hope it would crash and burn and others would understand the outrage as I have but no, those idiots were amazed, by trash.
I lose faith in people more and more everyday. But I know there are people out there like me, people who cherish what we once had and become violently angry at what those things become now, in the golden age of the remake. Surprisingly enough, amazingly original things do still get made and by God, are we lucky.
You bastard Rob Zombie, you damn bastard.
boo you.
yay for SAS!
